this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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