i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
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IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
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Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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