i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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