look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
They have beer where we have blood.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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