It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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