I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
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I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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