I want to stick my p in your. b.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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