Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
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I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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