Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
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I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
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Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
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