OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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