i dedicated my morning wood to you.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
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