ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
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Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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