SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
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I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
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Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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