Midget sex pt 2 tonight
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
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This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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