she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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