Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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