I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
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we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
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We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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