The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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