Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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