How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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