No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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