i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
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If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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