you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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