Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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