i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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