you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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