But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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