Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I lost the right to judge tonight
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
Randomize