i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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