dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
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"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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