Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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