I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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