i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
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Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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