i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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