He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
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im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
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Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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