That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
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Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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