No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
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I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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