loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
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i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
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You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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