I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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