what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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