covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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