he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
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She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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