So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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