Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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