Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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