Don't you send me to vm
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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