we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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