Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Everything about him screamed your future.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
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I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
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I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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