I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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