Pregnant stripper...not hot.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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