May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
