Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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