before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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