wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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