I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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