I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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